Dark n Edgy’s true nature

by anonymous

After news broke that Facebook and OKCupid have performed psychological experiments on their users, it seems like perfect timing to admit that we at Dark n Edgy have been experimenting on our users too. In fact, Dark n Edgy is actually a psychological experiment jointly commissioned by the NSA and CIA. We know you’re shocked, yet also terribly flattered, that you have been used to advance the national security interests of the United States, and we know you must have many questions. However, we must first thank all of you for participating.

The Dark n Edgy experiment (Codename: Lunatic House) was created to examine the effects of the creation of idiosyncratic social norms among autists and sub-autists. This is useful in our research of the social norms of online terrorist groups, which have been found to have much the same organization and structure as online autist forums. We seeded the forums with multiple “fake” users (who shall remain unidentified) to drive the forum conversation, whilst allowing the rest of the users to post freely with almost no interference with their freedom of speech. Our findings were interesting, to say the least.

We have come to the conclusion that you are all retards.


Comments

By: Glenda (Tue Oct 27 12:38:46 EDT 2015)
Nice. Read your latest critique of systemd and started nosing around. Good stuff, man.