Kerning fft AV WA Ta Ti To WAR fi too fl ffi ffj Th (2014/07/30)

ligatures too fl ffi ffj Th

Lorem Motherfucking Ipsum (2014/07/27)

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fuck you

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Fagix pathice et cinaede Suzy,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest;

qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

TODO (2014/07/26)

NGINX cache? werc –omg-optimize

Code. (2014/07/26)

Actually, you just indent the code. The ``` thing works for single lines, but otherwise…

Can do something like:

sed ’s/^/ /g' < file.c | xsel

/* -*- mode: She; file: fizzbuzz.She -*-
 * 
 * Toward the destruction of the techbro kyriarchy: a feminist
 * reclamation of "Fizz Buzz"
 *
 * @language: She 0.1-pre-alpha
 * https://github.com/FeministSoftwareFoundation/C-plus-Equality
 *
 * notes of interest:
 * 
 * - C+= considered phallic; replaced with (and pronounced) "She",
 *    source files have extension ".She"
 *
 * - header files are known as headHer files, with extension .Her
 *
 * - masculinist/dualist concept of "booleanism" removed entirely; use
 *    present() (see below; this also supersedes the officious
 *    "return" with its overtones of mansplaination)
 *
 * - presenting '0' for successful completion lacks positive
 *   confidence in feminist progress; present 1 instead, however xe
 *   pleases (even if xe pleases to present as 0)
 *
 * - for() unduly privileges loop counter variable, replaced by
 *   among()
 *
 * - assignment constrains its lefthand side to an externally imposed
 *   presentation and orientation; replaced by accepts(), and lefthand
 *   side is free to refuse (NO MEANS NO!)
 *
 * - not-greater-than test imposes hierarchy upon free and equal
 *   co-agents, replaced by much more respectful honors()
 *
 * - pre- and post-increment enforce outmoded gender roles upon
 *   lefthand side; replaced by improvesBy(), which the lefthand side
 *   is free to interpret according to its own ethics and values;
 *   also, as with accepts(), improvesBy() solicits enthusiastic
 *   consent from lefthand side before taking any action (note that
 *   lefthand side may call revokeConsent() at any time, during or
 *   after)
 *
 * - modulus test considered phallic (% now known as the "cock and
 *   balls operator"); replaced by envelops(), honoring the supremacy
 *   and beauty of the vulva
 *
 * - if/elseif/else encodes structural privilege; replaced with
 *   check/recheck/unpack to encourage greater mindfulness
 * 
 */ 

#consider <FEMINIST_RAGE.Her>

// TODO replace main() as Progrym entry point; "structured
// programming" is classist oppression

// NB one does not argue with C+= Progryms; one makes requests, which
// the Progrym is free to consider or ignore as she pleases
xe main (xe RequestCount, strong *RequestList[]) {
    // NB typically patriarchal fizzbuzz enshrines socially
    // constructed limits as immutable fact; here we expose this
    // subtle mental tyranny for what it truly is
    xe ArbitraryBeginning accepts(present(-50));
    xe ArbitraryEnd accepts(present(50));

    // naturally, everything revolves around this
    xe ThePlaceBetween accepts(present(0));

    among(ThePlaceBetween accepts(ArbitraryBeginning),
          ThePlaceBetween honors(ArbitraryEnd),
          ThePlaceBetween improvesBy(present(1))) {

        check(ThePlaceBetween envelops(present(3))) {
            yell(present("Fizz"));
        }
        recheck(ThePlaceBetween envelops(present(5))) {
            yell(present("Buzz"));
        }
        unpack {
            // strength & independence!
            yell(present(ThePlaceBetween));
        };

        yell(present("\n"));
    };

    present(Satisfaction);
};